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Re: This one made my day.

Posted By: Jonathan Smaby
Date: Monday, 24 November 2008, at 1:47 p.m.

In Response To: RE: This one made my day. (Plugge, Joe R.)

Oh that=B9s a great example of good American corporate management philosophy.
=B3The beatings will continue until moral improves....=B2

Although, I think DBA=B9s should not respond in-kind... Because psychologist,
Benjamin Spock PhD., said we shouldn=B9t use corporal punishment on executive
management, it might damage their little personalities.

But, for those of you stuck in the trenches of I.T., who want to just get a
glimpse of the executive/vice-president way-of life, simply do the followin=
g
and you=B9ll have your once-in-a-life-time experience as an executive:

Step 1: Get a large wooden ladder..... Alias =3D "Organization"
Step 2: Get a large axe..... Alias =3D "MBA degree"
Step 3: Climb "Organization"
Step 4: Look down at supporting legs of the ladder you just climbed.....
Alias =3D "I.T. Employees"
Step 5: Repeatedly swing the sharp-end of "MBA degree" at "I.T. Employees"
until "Organization" starts to break.
Step 6: Blame "I.T. Employees" the break-down and for failure to support th=
e
"Organization"..... Alias =3D "Bad Economy"
Step 8: Go to the United-States Congress and ask for bail-out money because
your "Organization" is in danger of collapse because of the "Bad Economy".
Step 9: Get a huge year-end executive bonus from bail-out funding for the
complete collapse of the "Organization".
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-9.

I promise you'll have hours of un-ending fun and enjoyment.

Jonathan Smaby

=B3If you do what you=B9ve always done, you=B9ll get what you=B9ve always gotten.=B2

~Carl T. Rowan

-----Original Message-----
From: "Plugge, Joe R." <JRPlugge@west.com>
Reply-To: <ids@iiug.org>
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:47:06 -0500 (EST)
To: <ids@iiug.org>
Subject: RE: This one made my day. [14102]

Yeah, that's the ticket ... throw more iron at the problem

:-)=20

-----Original Message-----
From: ids-bounces@iiug.org [mailto:ids-bounces@iiug.org] On Behalf Of
Art Kagel=20
Sent: Monday, November 24, 2008 10:59 AM
To: ids@iiug.org=20
Subject: Re: This one made my day. [14100]

They haven't even begun to think about upgrading the hardware, they're
just=20
beating up on the DBAs for now.

Art=20

On Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 2:42 AM, Obnoxio The Clown
<obnoxio@serendipita.com>wrote:

> Art Kagel wrote:=20
> > But it's a *free* site license! ;-)
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> So they'll get the free database license but have to massively upgrade

> their hardware?=20
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> That helps.=20
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> Still, the one crumb of consolation that I can find is that Oracle
still=20
> deems it necessary to give licenses away to win over Informix
customers.=20
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> I wonder if your stupid user has worked out yet what upgrading the 50
> servers is going to cost them?
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> Pride cometh, etc.
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> --=20
> Cheers,=20
> Obnoxio The Clown
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> http://obotheclown.blogspot.com
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Oninit (www.oninit.com)
IIUG Board of Directors (art@iiug.org)

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